Happy birthday babe! (Who am I kidding? He doesn't read this blog.)
He has already started calling himself 36. I just don't get how he never remembers how old he is and that he thinks it's funny to be older.
In the twenty years I've know him, I have not been able to find the answers to any of Jeff's man-mysteries.
Can you help me out?
Why does he get a tiny hole in the middle of every T-shirt he owns?
How does he manage to lose eight pounds in four days?
Why do his feet still smell after showering?
Why does he refuse to pay for a haircut even though he hates cutting it himself?
Why is it that I am always ready to leave the house before him?
How is he able to snore when he inhales and exhales?
Please. I'm stumped.
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SarahEvans 100p · 703 weeks ago
myleilaland 70p · 703 weeks ago
Poppy · 703 weeks ago
2. He sneaks out when your asleep and runs all night.
3. How can feet smell..they have no nose?
4. Saving up money for Leila when she gets her hair cut.
5, You'll leaving too early.
6. Man's sacred secret ... we will never divulge it.
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My First Skool · 698 weeks ago
myleilaland 70p · 697 weeks ago