Happy birthday babe! (Who am I kidding? He doesn't read this blog.)
He has already started calling himself 36. I just don't get how he never remembers how old he is and that he thinks it's funny to be older.
In the twenty years I've know him, I have not been able to find the answers to any of Jeff's man-mysteries.
Can you help me out?
Why does he get a tiny hole in the middle of every T-shirt he owns?
How does he manage to lose eight pounds in four days?
Why do his feet still smell after showering?
Why does he refuse to pay for a haircut even though he hates cutting it himself?
Why is it that I am always ready to leave the house before him?
How is he able to snore when he inhales and exhales?
Please. I'm stumped.
