Too late? You already have the fever...the crazy overwhelming desire to have another squishy baby right-this-minute to love and nurture forever? Baby, baby, baby is all you can think about both night and day? You see pregnant women everywhere and are insanely jealous of their cute baby bump?
I've been there and I can help you with that. Full term pregnancy is the cure, possibly the only cure, for baby fever.
I've been there and I can help you with that. Full term pregnancy is the cure, possibly the only cure, for baby fever.
Let me remind you of just how terribly uncomfortable it gets in the last week(s)...
- I must lasso my underwear on in the morning, hoping to rope in that leg before I fall over.
- It is painful to stand, or sit, or lay down for more than ten minutes at a time.
- When you tell someone when your baby is due they literally take a step back, like you are going to give birth right then, on them.
- Having the urge to pee again the second you stand up from peeing, and yet again the second you leave the bathroom. And again five minute later.
- Heartburn and indigestion from drinking water...um, yes, it happens.
- Putting on your own shoes is a dangerous act and bending down to put on your toddler's shoes is worse.
- Torturing yourself with your own thoughts, "Will the baby come today?" and "What was that pain?" is enough to drive yourself insane.
- Pregnancy face...enough said.
Are you cured yet?
Must I remind you that NONE of your clothes will fit you that last week? Or that if you think you are tired now, just wait until that baby comes? (You know it's true. Pregnancy is the best cure for baby fever.)
How about this basketball sized belly...does this help break your fever?
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| So yeah, technically this shirt still fits, but it use to work with leggings. Not anymore. |
